Off to the Next

When I officially accepted that this was happening to me, I was looking at a hole in the ceiling.  Yes, an actual hole in my f_cking ceiling where debris was constantly falling through because some kind of animal was living up there. 


Mother Nature vs. PCV

I wonder what my parents will say if I tell them about the jingjok lizards that hide in my sink drain and poop on every flat surface in my house.  My mother will probably shudder and rejoice how Minnesota doesn’t have house lizards.  My dad will probably reminisce about the days when he was a young man in Laos, building traps for the weasels that steal from his garden.